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AUDIOVOX ALARM 2-WAY LCD REMOTE
Type: SECURITY
UM: Each
Warranty: 1 year from the invoice date.
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By Warren Wonka
When I was seventeen years old, I invented a flying Saab that ran on a lethal combination of photon energy and llama seed. NASA bought the patent from me for approximately $24,000,000. Since then, I've spent the last ten years desperately searching for something to invest that money in. I've been to abandoned airplane hangars in Mumbai where they sell black market dinosaurs that are trained to fetch your slippers and also disembowel intruders. I've been to back alley garages in Tokyo and attempted to negotiate a silent partnership with the Nippon Ham Fighters. I've scoured the underground sex shops in France for the perfect android that resembled a young Judy Garland. But nothing perked my interest. Nothing grabbed me by the collar and said - YOU NEED THIS, WONKA! YOU NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!Well, I can now say the search is over. I've found the perfect product.Not only is it a key chain, but it's a key chain you can use to text message other key chains! Who hasn't been sitting there, in the waiting room for their psychologist, or on line to see "Battle: Los Angeles," and thought to themselves, "Man, I sure wish I could use this key chain to text my friends, because my cell phone is buried too deep in my pockets..."?I know I have. Many, many times.In fact, the day before yesterday, I was pretending to text my mom on my key chain. I wanted to tell her about the 15 year old girl I dominated Saturday night during my karate class. And wouldn't you know it, a mere 36 hours later, I now have this gadget in my possession, and can text back and forth with the other five people who also own it.So, next time you grab your keys and head out the door, and feel something vibrate, don't be alarmed, it's probably just me saying, "what's up" and "want to buy me a sandwich because I'm broke?"LOLOLOL just kidding. Well, not really, but yeah, I sort of am serious. Want to go halves on a ham on rye?
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